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The Shenis fits all designer vaginas.



FROM www.sexualforums.com

You know you want one, ladies: the SHENIS!
1 month, 2 weeks ago (2007-10-04 19:33:00) by Bluesy
... TOO funny I've heard of funnel type things in the past... but nothing can compare to the SHENIS LOL great find Glad you got a kick out of it, Puss and Melissa Quote:... ebony one can fit over my smaller pink one My partner might find this use of the shenis much more to her liking Let us know how it goes if you decide to use one ...


FROM jezebel.com/gossip

BY BRIANNE AT 10/22/07 11:24 AM

I'm pissed because I totally came up with this idea on my own, and then I read on this site some other bitch had invented it. I could have been a millionaire!

BY FLAXEN_VIXEN AT 10/22/07 11:24 AM

Is that a Shenis in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

BY SO5MINUTESAGO AT 10/22/07 11:37 AM

When I was a freshman in college I tried to pee standing up with the lift-and-separate method. This looks like it works much better (especially when drunk)!

BY DODAI AT 10/22/07 11:18 AM

I just realized I have WIDE STANCE!

BY ERMA66 AT 10/22/07 11:34 AM

Technical question: Did you have to do the shake??

BY EXTENSIONOFBOB AT 10/22/07 11:40 AM

This is the greatest thing ever! I was seriously just having a conversation with some friends last week about how someone needs to market a device that will allow women to pee standing up.

BY RYANB AT 10/22/07 11:40 AM

ha - the Shenis site is great! "It just lets us girls "go" with the home boys." Classic.

BY MSMERTYL AT 10/22/07 11:46 AM

if only boys giggled that much while they peed. it would be so much more endearing.

BY THAKADINSKYPAPERS AT 10/22/07 12:27 PM

AHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
I can totally picture me, sending a poor fella into cardiac arrest after I come shrieking out of the bathroom with my 'wang' waving, having been secured by the elasticated crotch opening of my Spanx. Sign me up!

BY COLLEGEBOOKWORM AT 10/22/07 02:02 PM

That is RIDICULOUSLY awesome.
Although it is quite possible to pee standing up without that, as long as you have the assistance of a tree for support.


FROM jezebel.com/gossip

Buzzfeed.com has the buzz about Kiki as the new fave kook!

The Shenis (yes, sounds like "penis"!) is a hollowed out, 12-inch long fake penis intended for women to use as a tool to pee while standing up. As its creator Kiki Curry states in the video clip, it's great for hiking, boating, peeing outdoors, and intimidating men! And while we don't like doing physical activities in nature, we'd love to try this out while drunk on the streets of New York.
P.S. Kiki Curry is our new fave kook.


FROM theinfomaniac.blogspot.com
INFOMANIAC
FRIDAY, JUNE 8, 2007
SHENIS ENVY

Back in March, Infomaniac posted about Women Who Pee Standing Up.
We mentioned a variety of devices designed for women on the go who wish to pish in a standing position. Well it seems there's a gadget we missed out on … the Shenis!
The Shenis is gold and twelve inches long. In other words, it really is the Equalizer. It also gives us girls a chance to pee on road trips. While boating. Camping. Even outside of bars if we want. Just like men. Most important, we can do it standing up.
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FROM outrageousblog.com

What Outrageousblog.com has to say about the shenis
Finally, Women Can Piss Standing Up!! Video Clip Posted on May 26th, 2007 in Outrageous, Video Clips, Funny As Hell - Humor by Johnny Outrageous

Yes, this is a real product that you can buy! OUTRAGEOUS! The Shenis is a penis for women so that they can pee standing up. Me and my buddies were rolling on the floor this video is so damn funny!

So ladies, don't leave home without it. I never do.


FROM dollymix.com

What Dollymix.com is bloging about the Shenis
Yes The She-nis. Although it may look like a giant, golden, 12-inch-long dildo, it's not. It's a giant, golden, 12-inch-long tube to help women pee "on road trips", "while boating", and "even outside of bars if we want". Thank god for The Shenis. I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to pee outside of my local standing up...and now it's possible.
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FROM yesbutnobutyes.com

The Standing P
Posted by Miss Cellania on October 2, 2007.

Its twelve inches long, looks like a penis, and its for women. But its not a sex toy. The Shenis is a specially-shaped funnel that allows women to pee standing up.

Personally, I never had any desire to pee standing up. But there is apparently a big market for devices such as these. Women who travel a lot and hate dealing with dirty facilities, and women who don't have the leg strength to squat or get up and down from a toilet can find these to be quite useful. I can see how these devices might help bedridden patients use a bedpan, too. Read on for a rundown of devices, and a picture of the Shenis (the only one designed to really look like a penis).

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FROM blogs.dallasobserver.com

Giving Girls The Shaft. Literally.

Somebody named Kiki Curry left me a voicemail here at the office late Friday night. "Have I got a story for you!" she cooed, leaving a callback number and then hanging up abruptly. Normally I'm not the kind of girl who calls back cooing Kikis with late-night agendas, but I'm also not the kind of girl who can afford to be too picky about stories. (I did write about fairies this week, after all.)

When I finally talked to Kiki, who lives in Flower Mound, I didn't get the usual long, complicated explain-a-palooza about small-town politics or bad business owners that tends to come with mysterious phone messages. I got a one-word Web site: shenis.com. "Like penis," Kiki clarified.

What's a shenis? It's a penis for the ladies -- and fear not, gents, it's one we wear, not one we enjoy. Or one we enjoy with other ladies while wearing. But it does allow us to pee standing up, which carries with it a certain amount of enjoyment, I suppose.

Kiki, who spent a lot of time outdoors and on a houseboat, became jealous of her male companions who could just pee off the side of the boat while she was stuck squatting, and thus the Shenis was born. It's not sex toy, as Kiki's Web site adamantly advertises, just a little something meant to make the female outdoor experience a little better.

To promote her apparatus, Kiki's hosting a YouTube "Pissing Contest" for Shenis owners. All it takes is filming yourself using the Shenis in "creative ways," sending Kiki the YouTube link (at this e-mail address) and waiting to be told if you're the lucky recipient of the grand prize: one dozen shenises. There's your Christmas shopping, done. Stocking stuffer, yes?

Oh, and here's some bonus video of Heidi Klum getting Shenis-ed on Graham Norton's talk show.

--Andrea Grimes



FROM www.coyoteuglysaloon.com

Today, I will write about " The Shenis" A few months ago Chantel calls me to tell me a funny story that happened at the New Orleans bar. During the daytime a woman came in asking to speak with one of the managers. She wanted to show the managers her revolutionary invention. Out of sheer curiosity, Chantel and Aaron agreed to a meeting with her. Well it seems her revolutionary idea is called " The Shenis" . " The Shenis" is a tool to help women pee standing up. Real "Revolutionary" It came in a few models, basically looking like a dildo. When Chantel told me this story we were laughing so hard. Little did I know, only a few months later, that the " Shenis" would be a part of our little show. The "Shenis" has been used to deliver a million penalty shots.( $10) That's the beauty of Coyote. The ingenuity of the girls has turned this peeing machine into a tool to create more revenue for the bar. I love that!!!


FROM www.marksfriggin.com

Inventor Of The Shenis on Howard Stern
This woman Kiki invented something called the Shenis. It's a device shaped like a penis that women can use to urinate while standing up... like a guy. Kiki said she had to go to a blow molder to get the first one created but no men would create it for her. She said the guys told her that women didn't need that right to stand up and pee. Howard wonders how someone would carry around this $20, long, hard, fake penis to a public bathroom. Kiki said that it can be brought along camping or hiking so women don't have to squat. One of the interns on the show said she thought it was a good idea for public bathroom use. She said she'd even be willing to try it out. We'll probably hear more about that after she tries it out. Visit Shenis.com to check out the bizarre contraption.


ANOTHER FROM www.marksfriggin.com

Jill's Test Of The Shenis. 5/16/01. 6:50am
On yesterday's show Howard had a woman who created this thing called Shenis. It's a plastic penis that women can use to urinate standing up. One of the interns on Howard's show volunteered to try it out and let them know how it goes. Jill the intern came in and asked Howard if guys have a problem with water splattering back at them when they pee standing up. . She said it fit well as it cupped over her private parts.


FROM www.satanosphere.com

The Shenis:

Good invention. I want one (if I were female).

Damnit... that kills Freudean psychology forever.

Will make it easier for girls to give golden showers.

Should come in a more festive variety of colors.

12"? Damn... I'm a guy and I now have shenis-envy.

Is going to make somebody very very rich.


ANOTHER FROM www.satanosphere.com

It was a long time in coming.
By Starwing, Section Culture

My Creative Writing instructor at the Academy of Art one time got off the topic of writing and curiously on to psychology. Eventually, Freud came up, and hence, the subject of penis envy.
"I don't know about the rest of you ladies, but the ONLY time I've EVER had penis envy was when I had to piss in the forest." Guess what ladies... your time has finally arrived.

Introducing the SHENIS. (That's pronounced "shee-nis") It's not a sex toy, it's a prothetic penis designed for women so they can do EXACTLY what said instructor wants: To piss standing up.
The site describes it as a "hard plastic, golden 12-inch long, penis-shaped urine director designed for boating, camping, drinking shots (bachelorette parties) and intimidating men... not just a great gag gift, its functional too."
Supermodel Heidi Klum was on the Graham Norton show telling a story about being in a parade thing in Germany. She was the only woman and the urinal wasn't girl friendly. And as fate would have it, she had to pee. Graham gave her one.
Whoever invented this is going to make some serious cash.
(I wonder if they'll make a GUYGINA.)


FROM MEDIA FLAWS

Friday, December 15, 2006

THE SHENIS?

The phallocentric days are fast being cowered onto their knees, as women megalomaniacally align themselves behind urinals. Hail the grandiose demise of squatting and sitting on porcelains. "No more!" say our women, as they take a stand too.

A week ago, I somehow came across Hilary Venables ardent advent on 'Taking The Piss' – where she was ululating this arrival of a female urine-directing device.

Some call it the 'ez2p', the 'Shenis' - all equally genius terms, might I add. Surely, over the years, women have fantasised about such devices and I'm sure others have been at it, using all sorts of other household items. I'm a bit lost though, as I'm still struggling to phantom the practicalities of this not-so-precocious invention – even after seeing the pictures in the City Press. I even took up an internet excursion for more on the 'Shenis' – it's already in use overseas and the bio-degradable, disposable, environmentally friendly paper version hit South African shores at the beginning of November. It retails for less than a R100 per pack of five. See pictures on www.shenis.com

I suspect a few ladies in parliament own a few packs – which would explain their recent behaviours and outbursts (outbursts, which they've now resorted to denying in fear of the male wrath that leads).

I'm lost for words on how to comment on this and all I can do is commend the lady who coined this concept at the spur of a moment whilst pissed-off in Indonesia, without a loo in view.

I guess for me, this is all too immaturely exciting and I can't wait until a lady aligns herself next to me at the next urinal. As I'll witness, first hand, the cataract of embarrassment, as she either has to lower her tight jeans/hipsters or lift her fannies to reveal what will either be a sore sight or the height of enticement.


FROM MATAZONE.CO.UK

*hobbles in brandishing a shenis*

Oh, woe is me. Forever the best man, never even a bridesmaid. But I'm here for my tormented friends *breaks down in tears*

Best man and shenis are here


FROM www.forms.televisionwithoutpity.com

Posted by: Dolphincorn Feb 8, 2007 @ 11:38 pm
In a nod to the dragalicious contestants of yesterday, one challenge will include an underwater photo shoot in Speedo swimwear with socks stuffed into the crotches. Rumour has it that Jaslene looks fierce with a shenis.


FROM www.urbandictionary.com

Shenis
Shenis is the female answer to the penis. It is not a sex toy, it is a 12 inch plastic device that a woman can hold in place and urinate without the inconvience of squatting. It is very handy for boating and because of the length, a lady can reach over the side of the boat to pee like a man. pee like a man, now you can with your own shenis


FROM www.bestweekever.tv

Chriss says:
November 22nd, 2006 at 5:22 pm
Still ugly, but now, when people ask her how it's hanging, Cameron can answer "low and to the left" without anyone thinking she's talking about her shenis.


FROM www.wfsi.org

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: Handy-dandy appliance
Have you tried one of the products designed for this purpose? Try googling "female urinary director" (I know, it sounds like a job title) and you'll come up with a lot of name brands. It's convenient in lots of situations -- I used to take them on river trips.


FROM www.mrcranky.com

The main goal of "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo," the sequel to the juvenile and unfunny "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo," is to pack as many sex-act euphemisms, gay jokes, Asian jokes, and penis euphemisms into one 80-minute film as humanly possible. Thus, if you like that sort of thing, this is your heaven. In other words, if you have the mentality of a vegetable or the taste of a 12-year-old boy, you'll be rolling around on the floor laughing at all the uses of words like mangina, shenis, prostidude and mansicle.


FROM blog.johnq.com

Gift Ideas For Your Girlfriend's Birthday
Having trouble getting that perfect gift for your lady friend?
Flowers are passe, and they wilt after a short while. Sexy underwear was once popular, but now the girls all seem to wear thongs on a regular basis (and god help you should you notice, even if she's wearing low-cut jeans with the thong pulled up a good half foot above the waist). Chocolate is certainly out, as it's apparently bad for you again (although if you are able to wait a few weeks, someone will probably discover that it is the perfect diet food or that it cures cancer or something). So what's a guy to do?
Listen to the advice of Sigmund Freud, who knew what every girl really wants deep down inside.
Get her a penis.
Failing that, get her an ass.

Ah the wonders of technology. Now your girl can confidently stride up to that urinal along side you, unzip, whip out her 6 inch golden plastic penis- sorry, shenis- insert it (I don't even want to know how that end works...) and whiz with pride, having never even squatted.
The quotes from the website are pure gold (hahaha! eww...)
"It just helps you pee with the other homeboys..."
"Designed for boating, camping, drinking shots (bachelorette parties) and intimidating men."
What especially disturbs me is the "drinking shots (bachelorette parties)" bit.
...so they're suggesting that some soon-to-be bride is going to celebrate her last days of sexual freedom by drinking alcohol out of a big hollow golden plastic penis that's usually has urine flowing through it?
Wow, she's gonna make some lucky guy very happy.


FROM www.mg.co.za.com

Mail and Guardian online

If a man can't find a convenient public convenience in the city, he can always find a wall. It's not legal, it's not socially acceptable and it's not hygienic. But it's done. From Calcutta to Cape Town. From New York to LA. From pole to pole. And from pillar to post if there's no wall handy.

Far from being shamefaced about this gross discourtesy, the culprits generally defend their actions on the grounds that they have no alternative.

But that's no excuse. Women, by and large, manage to hold their water until they can find some privacy, if not porcelain. So do most men, most of the time.

Although it's pretty likely that, were women not required to put themselves in such an awkward and exposed position but could remain on their feet and unhobbled, more of us would be tempted to disregard social mores in times of pressure and find a wall ourselves.

It could happen. All you need is a cunningly shaped plastic funnel and lots of nerve. The nerve is something you either have, or need five glasses of wine to acquire. But you can buy a "urine director" over the internet. They come in a variety of designs, from the discreet "Whizz" to the less ladylike "Shenis", guaranteed to break the ice at parties.

Even if you wouldn't dream of using such a prosthesis irresponsibly, it would certainly come in handy during a long bus trip.

Imagine the boys' surprise when you stroll over and line up on their side of the road. Especially when you demonstrate what a difference a bit of additional internal pressure can make to one's trajectory.


FROM: www.newsvine.com

SANDUSKY, OHIO — A woman going to the bathroom outside lost her balance and fell into Lake Erie, said police, who had to pull her out of the frigid water. Officer Kevin Youskievicz and the woman's friend helped pull her out early Monday and wrapped a blanket around her until an ambulance arrived. She was treated at a hospital and released. The woman's friend told police the woman needed to go to the bathroom and lost her balance near the water. The name of the 25-year-old woman was not released.

Responce from:
Cheesus
Yet another reason to further develop female urine directors - these things fascinate me!
Incase you missed the earlier seed and have no idea what I'm talking about, check out shenis.com. Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:59 AM EST


FROM www.doomfox.com

The actual reason I'm even making a post is all because of Jon and what he just sent me. I just had to go and share this with everyone. This is by far the most hilariously ingenious thing ever made. Worthy of entrepreneur of the millenium if you ask me. Come on! Don't tell me that isn't awesome. It's a damn penis for women! A...shenis! Now if they only came up with a poop cone so I would never have to sit on a public toilet ever again, I'd be in heaven. Folks, we're entering a new age of technological wonder.


FROM www.foundontheweb.org

Holy crap! Someone's gone and invented the Shenis. That is oh so wrong.


FROM www.treehugger.com

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Peeing in your pants – the ideal public toilet accessory for women ...
if you decide to go the device route, the shenis must really be considered on aesthetic grounds alone.


FROM www.badgerbag.typepad.com

Dear America,

Sometimes, you do something right. Hurrah for the shenis! Hurrah for its silly and brilliant name! Hurrah for its delightfully Mahir-esque web site!


FROM www.tres/producers.blogspot.com

Buzzard's Blog
Should I be concerned that my wife is acting kind of strange again? I don't know, maybe it's my paranoid brain getting the better of me. I just don't know. She gets a job, decides to take off with a friend for 4 days, and now she is home and it seems that she is further away from the house than when she was away. Chicks, can't live with 'em and they can't pee standing up. Unless they have a Shenis. Go ahead, take a look. I will try my best to keep all of you updated.